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Obnoxious Kid on poker night

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Jasmine

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Post URL Obnoxious Kid on poker night Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 6:20 pm

This guy is having a lovely poker game at home until his obnoxious 12-year-old son started disrupting things by going around, telling player's cards, making noise, and being a general nuisance. The father is about to discipline him when an uncle of the family says, "Let me handle this."
The uncle takes the boy in another room and much to everyone's surprise, they don't see him the rest of the night. The father says to the uncle, "I really appreciate what you did, what did you say to him?"
The uncle says, "I really didn't say anything, I just showed him how to masturbate."

  

poker man666

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Post URL Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:54 pm

That is a really good joke. I might try that when my kid starts bugging me when i am watching football or something. If he doesnt bother me anymore after i show him that i will live a much more pleasent life.

  

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