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Post URL midgets...... Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 8:42 pm

i absolutely loving the wee folk!!!  in fact, i wish i had more of them living in my town.  wait, i wish i had one of them living in my town.  right next door to me.  i would help him mow his lawn.  or perhaps trim the tops of his shrubery.  gotta love the little man.

  
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Post URL Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:43 pm

Im going to rank this the strangest post I have ever seen in my life.I thought I was in a midget fetish forum for a second.

  
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Post URL Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:41 pm

i dont think there is anything weird about midgets, or midget related posts.  im not advocating dwarf tossing or anything.  im just extra fascinated by those little bastards.  lol, jk.

  
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Post URL Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 5:55 pm

ok, little bastards might have been a bad choice of words.  nevertheless,  i digress, and all i am trying to say is, does anyone know how i can get my hands on midget.  any websites would be appreciated.  man i wish i had my camera that time in reno when i saw that 400 lb. man propositioning that little midget hooker.

  
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Post URL Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 10:00 pm

Haven't you heard . . . ?  

Size doesn't matter!

Some of us full size folks are Fascinating also.
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Post URL true Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 3:45 pm

im so sorry, please dont get me wrong.  i am absolutely loving the other size folk just as much as the tiny of the world.  i did not mean to sound anti-other sized.  its just, everyone i have ever known has not been a midget.  so my thoughts are drawn towards them.  anyways, i love each and every one of you, that is, untill you put me out of a tourney on the river. lol

  
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Post URL Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:09 pm

What are little people really good at... Stand up !!#%$$#. At least that is what my somewhat kinky friend told. Same guy dropped 290 on a lap dance in vegas on accident a few weeks back. Good think he had just won 1k on a slot machine.
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Post URL Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 10:19 pm

i have recently learned of a new word to describe midgets hookers.  whorfs.  lol.  god that cracks my ass up.  cracks it right down the middle, into two pieces. lol

  
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Post URL littles Posted: Fri May 12, 2006 9:57 am

Little people?
Aw I think everyone should own one Smile

  
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Post URL Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:10 pm

sorry but I don't like midgets. Size does matter to me. Laughing

  
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Post URL Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 5:34 am

Midgets make me hungry.  Admit it: when you see a midget, your stomach starts growling.  Let's face it, bigger animals eat smaller animals, especially when Bar-b-que sauce is involved.

  
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Post URL Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 5:17 am

My question is what would you Terrpuss do with a midget if you had one all by yourself in your house? Have you ever dated a midget or it is just a fantazy?

  
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Post URL dont tease me Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 8:33 pm

i would hug em and kiss em and squeeze em and love em and i would call em george.  but then i would sit em down and tell em all about this big big world of ours.  we shouldnt leave the little ones out of the loop.

  
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Post URL Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 8:29 pm

I can no die in piece ...I doubt a wierder thread will ever come along again.

  
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Post URL Re: midgets...... Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 12:57 pm

terrpuss wrote:
i absolutely loving the wee folk!!!  in fact, i wish i had more of them living in my town.  wait, i wish i had one of them living in my town.  right next door to me.  i would help him mow his lawn.  or perhaps trim the tops of his shrubery.  gotta love the little man.


hmmm...wee folk means something completely different from where i come from  Rolling Eyes

  
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